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Oh shit. There’s
Billy from marketing.
I hope my hair looks
good. If he says
something to me, I’ll just
die. What was it
Cosmo said I should
say, to be subtle,
but not too subtle?

Alright! There’s
Tiffany from H.R.
I’ve got my Old
Spice, and my Maxim
pick up lines, time for
Operation:
Lunch Room Date Get.
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don’t fail me now!